Randomly, I heard from Lizzie today that tampons now have inspirational messages on them!
is another. (Not sure what that means and it makes me wonder, is the tampon speaking to the user? Like, they're having a conversation? Are friends?)
So they're like fortune cookies for your, um, privates. Well, not mine, but yours, if you have a period.
Does it come with an almond cookie?
Like all fortunes in fortune cookies, adding "in bed" to them (as suggested by Jada) could be an option, right? Keep a clear head in bed. Neither one of us are giver uppers in bed. That seems to work. Particularly for tampons. I think.
The big question is this (drum roll please...): If you use one of these new inspirational message tampons will you be hankering for another an hour later?