Friday, April 22, 2011

The Ode to Boardwalk Badness Weekend


It's a strange, strange sight when the tops at night
Toil the Boardwalk for naughty buns
A spanking or two, a punishing pas de deux
And a weekend of chastising fun.

The Atlantic lights have seen weird sights,
But the weirdest they ever did see
Was that weekend of play, a spanking holiday
When I smacked all the girls with glee.

Now Atlantic City is dirty and gritty
(What being in Jersey and all).
But The Chelsea is great (unlike the rest, Kuwait!)
Compared to them all it's St. Paul's!
Arrive in quite early, meet your favorite girlie
And pick up your badge and a switch.
Some quick OTK before the soirée
Don't let them brat, moan or bitch!

Then pretzels and parties (it's all a bit naughty)
Discipline hearings and karaoke.
Tired and hungry, with tummies all grumbly
It's off to the Trop for some gnocchi.
Then late nights in suites, the day complete;
It's time to turn in--3 am!
Hand split and cracked, her bottom's all whacked
Looking vaguely like an old Easter ham.

Next day--more fun, some time in the sun
Pleated skirts, argyle socks and black shoes.
With carbon fiber cane that's all girls' disdain
Make 'em count and be sure to confuse.
Soon the weekend is spent, no discontent
Except for the time's gone too fast.
Three days of bottoms, so utterly awesome
Boardwalk Badness, a time unsurpassed.

Yes, it's a strange, strange sight when the tops at night
Toil the Boardwalk for naughty buns
A spanking or two, a punishing pas de deux
And a weekend of chastising fun.

The Atlantic lights have seen weird sights,
But the weirdest they ever did see
Was that weekend of play, a spanking holiday
When I spanked all the girls with glee.

(With a liberal nod to Robert W. Service's The Cremation of Sam McGee)




8 comments:

  1. Awesome poem! I love it!

    Are we there yet?

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  2. * "a punishing pas de deux"

    (heehee)
    That was great Craig! Loved it! Maybe we'll get to do a pas de deux dance... I'm good at followin' a lead. (grinz)

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  3. Lizzie:

    Glad you liked it, Lizzie! Thanks!!!

    Soon, babe, soon!

    C

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  4. I'm not much of a dancer, Zelle. I'm waaaay too lame for that.

    C

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  5. This was great!

    Given that I haven't seen you in FOREVER, I'm counting the days to AC.

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  6. Forever. Yes. See you in six days!

    C

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  7. "Dance" was sorta rhetorical... but that's okay.. so is much of what I say.. LOL

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  8. Well, if by "dance" means you, over my lap? I'm sure that can happen in a few days...

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