Saturday, July 16, 2011

Nipple Clips? Potato Chips!

I'm weird. I know it. The other day I was cooking and pulled this potato out of the bag. "Looks like a nipple!" I said to myself. Before too much longer I had a pair of nipple clamps out and I was performing some sadistic maneuvers on the poor red spud. 

Why? For no other reason than your enjoyment! And what did that poor potato get in return? Eaten as a delicious garlic mash. Mmmmm!


  1. So, is there a potato peeler in your toy bag now? How about a potato ricer? A cherry pitter?

    Next week: fun with fruit!


  2. This is awesome! It makes me LOL every time I look at it.

    I'd say that potato lived a very full life.

  3. No, no, no. I've got none of that in my bag. This red tater was just too good to pass up...

  4. What I want to know is exactly how close are your toys to the kitchen? :D

  5. Hrm. Well, not close at all, actually. I keep them in locked cases under my bed...