Friday, September 16, 2011

Hot Chocolate

I was trolling the internet the other day and came across a chocolatier who only sells finely crafted chocolate cocks. Each hard 8-inch dick are filled with things like mint fondant or liqueur, so sucking on one would definitely fill your mouth with creamy goodness. 

But if you want to stuff your mouth with one of these hard cocks you may choke. Each cost €89 (about $123!). Man, you'd best love cock at that price! 


  1. LOL!!! Every time I think I've seen it all, I see something else.

    As your kids would say: Oh. Em. Gee.

    Well, as the expression goes, if God were a woman, semen would taste like chocolate. But yeah, that's pricey!

  2. Erica: Ha! It'd best be good enough to give a woman a real orgasm at that price!

  3. I'd take a bite out of that... :P

  4. Would you, Beth? (Sounds like a come on to me!)

  5. Now ... that is one type of "fluid transfer" I would agree upon. Cock-o-late filled with creme de la creme. Consent granted!

  6. Hahahaha. Nice, Connie!

    (By the way, I consider this gift a win/win for any woman.)