Wednesday, December 28, 2011

What I DO NOT Want for Christmas!

Okay, I realize I talk about (and do) some really kinky shit, but the idea of a Miley Cyrus love doll is just plan squick-y. Sure, she's of legal age, but something about this is just wrong, wrong, wrong. After all, part of it's the packaging: "She's Young, Dumb and Old Enough for Cum!" Really??? Or how about: "Daddy's Little Stoner is Ready for U To Bone Her!" It sounds like the kind of copy that only appears in a posting on Erica's Communication Hall of Shame. 

The manufacturer claims this is one in their Superstar Series, but in further research I could not discover another in the series. Please note: this isn't even a very good "look-alike" on the packaging...

But, for $18.99 on Amazon (and it qualifies for Prime shipping!) you too can get "three achy love holes"!

Sheesh, people. 


  1. Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.
    I don't know which is worse -- the fact that this exists, or the fact that people buy it. ACK!!

  2. This is so gross. It's like wanting to fuck Hannah Montana, and that's WRONG.

    Ew, ew, ew!!!!

  3. Wait. Fuck Hanna Montana? That hadn't occurred to me... Hmm...


  4. Oh, ick! But even ickier is imaging all the rednecks who will buy that toy.

    Recently there was a humorous article in the paper by a man who worked in the Amazon warehouse, packing all the Christmas orders. While he noted that sixty million people are getting the Michael Buble Christmas CD, he didn't mention this doll.


  5. Hahahahahaha! Can you send me a link to that article? I'd love to read that, Hermione.

  6. Here it is:

    Keep in mind that in Canada, we don't have as extensive an assortment of goods available through as you do from We have mainly books, CDs and DVDs, plus some gift items.

  7. Thanks, Hermione. I look forward to reading.

  8. You mean Canadians will miss out on this product? Some people have all the luck...

  9. First maple syrup and now no Miley fuck doll!