|Click caption for video of delightful robotic clenching.|
The Japanese have developed a robotic butt. Without any apparent academic explanation (at least not in English). It's called Shiri, which is one of those obtuse acronyms you gotta snortle about. It stands for Buttocks Humanoid that Represents Emotions with Visual and Tactile Transformation of the Muscles (which seems more like BHREVTTM to me, but there you go). And just in case I might have missed something, I translated the acronym into Japanese and then back again, thinking it would come out with letters that spelled Shiri, but it came out as:
English to Japanese:
And back to English again:
Ass humanoid represents a visual and tactile and emotionaltransformation of muscle
Close. But no Shiri.
Shiri tightens and relaxes to convey human emotion. Again...why???
But, as always, it got me thinking...if you can't get a girl OTK or if you need some practice, why not have your own Shiri at home? Toss that robotic bum across your lap and have at it. It can clench and relax--just like a real girl! You can pop in a CD of some whining brat into the ole' home stereo for realism if you'd like, too. And in the end, when it's all said an done, the built-in Figging Port comes in handy for some much-needed release at the end of your ersatz spanking session.
Now when will these be available on Amazon?