Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Why yes, yes we do.


See? Everything old is new again. You think booty-enhancing undergarments is something new? Think again. This ad proves it. I like "A" The Living End. "The derriere is left uncovered...with the "living end" gently pushed up for a natural rounded look." Sure, there are push-up bras, but "B" Open End is a push up panty. 

Of course, if you ain't got no cushion for the pushin' there's also "C" Fannie Falsies. "Slip into this Polyester hi-rise pads into the secret fanny pockets...and he'll think every curvable [sic] inch is really, truly you! What a young and yummy uplift!"

You don't get better ad copy than that.



4 comments:

  1. What will they think of next?

    Oh, right...they already did.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  2. I like women to wear all sorts of lingerie that make them look sexy before I spank them. Here are some items that turn me on. Garter-belt and stockings, corsets, old-fashioned knickers sometimes called directoire knickers.

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    1. Sounds good to me. Happy Holidays, sixofthebeast!

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