Tuesday, December 9, 2014
Why yes, yes we do.
See? Everything old is new again. You think booty-enhancing undergarments is something new? Think again. This ad proves it. I like "A" The Living End. "The derriere is left uncovered...with the "living end" gently pushed up for a natural rounded look." Sure, there are push-up bras, but "B" Open End is a push up panty.
Of course, if you ain't got no cushion for the pushin' there's also "C" Fannie Falsies. "Slip into this Polyester hi-rise pads into the secret fanny pockets...and he'll think every curvable [sic] inch is really, truly you! What a young and yummy uplift!"
You don't get better ad copy than that.