Tuesday, July 30, 2013


I'm still utterly, flat-out busy. Here's some general randomness for today's post.

First, I was in Vegas last week on business and was walking through the Miracle Mile Shops at the Planet Hollywood Casino and came across a shop that many spanking devotees who go to Vegas already know:

Yep, the Bettie Page shop, filled with vintage-style dresses and accessories. The part Shadow Lane party goers like best? The spanking machine hidden away in the dressing room!

On to the next randomness. Doing some image research the other day I came across this antique advertisement or sign (I'm not sure). I found it rather amusing.

Finally, had a great Debauchery: Sadistic Circus, the Monarchs' annual hedonistic party and event. An amazing turnout! I helped produce the Big Top show that featured six amazing and over-the-top acts. It was quite a day! I was honored to be involved.

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Seen on the Road

If you're a regular reader, you'll know I'll snap a photo during my many travels when I come across something...irregular or particularly double entendre-ish. 

Recently, we had a family member come in from out of town, so we took her to Universal Studios Hollywood. We had a great time. But coming off The Mummy ride, I saw this sign and had to snap a pick:

All I have to say is, how do they know at that age if they are?

Next, I saw this t-shirt. Admittedly, it's at my local dungeon, but I still thought it was a great shirt worthy of sharing.

Hope y'all are having a great weekend!

Thursday, July 11, 2013


Walking through Singapore a few weeks ago I saw this in a museum. Seems odd there'd just be some random exhibit on trade routes around Singapore and they'd focus on something so specific as ginger, yet there it was. Of course, it caught my eye, not just because it seemed out of place amongst the other descriptions of cargo typically shipped around the area, but because it's...well...ginger.

So as I wandered the museum my mind got to gingering (no, not figging—that's something you do with a fig), carving ginger into anal plugs, inserting ginger... Which led me to think about the scene in which I inserted said ginger plug and proceeded to beat a bottom with a metal paddle, sending shards, scraps and shrapnel of fresh ginger all around the hotel room. 

(TECHNICAL NOTE TO TOPS/DOMS/DOMMES: If you decide it would be fun and torturous to mash said ginger into the fine bottom of your bottom/sub, I highly recommend doing it in some place other than your own private home. Do it in a hotel, a dungeon, the residence of your bottom—anywhere but your own home. Those little splinters of ginger fly everywhere and then your abode ends up smelling like a strange cross between a poorly ventilated sushi bar and a fancy day spa.)

So when I got back into town, I went to the grocery store and picked up some fresh ginger. I love when I shop for ginger because I imagine most people just pick the thing up, determining how much they'll need for their recipe, and off they go. Me? I'm interested in the shape. Which is the most plug-worthy? Which will be the right diameter, length and size to be carved?

Needless to say, Lizzie is going to get a squirm-inducing gingering very, very soon.

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Thursday, July 4, 2013

Happy Independence Day

Since it's been hotter'n Hades the last week or so here in L.A. I thought I'd use this photo (courtesy http://wickedwaysproductions.blogspot.com/2013/05/monster-models-may-monster-madness-day-7.html) for my "Have a Happy 4th" blog post.

For those of you outside the U.S. of A, well, just look at the she-devil's tits.

Hope you Fellow Kinksters have a safe and sane holiday (oh, and consensual too, I suppose).